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09/25/2025 · No comments

If you’re not in the middle of the ocean, you must be in continent.

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09/24/2025 · No comments

Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.

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Pun of the Day

09/24/2025 · No comments

The Boreal is a forest to be reckoned with.

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Pun of the Day

09/17/2025 · No comments

You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.

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Pun of the Day

09/13/2025 · No comments

Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.

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Pun of the Day

09/01/2025 · No comments

I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.

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Pun of the Day

08/28/2025 · No comments

There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.

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Pun of the Day

08/23/2025 · No comments

Are there racists in Switzerland?

Yes. For example: the Cuckoo-Clocks Clan.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/15/2025 · No comments

Everyone in the North is so pale, because of all the tundra and lightening.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/01/2025 · No comments

Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.

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