I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
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Nigerian online scam artists are actually based in E-gypt.
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Indian raitas pen a lot of naan-fiction. They unfold at a curried paste. I like to sit down in Mahal and read them. I got so engrossed the last time when my mom was leaving the house I didn’t even wish her ‘Mum, bai.’ Lucky she left me a deli sandwich. I Vishnu could read them all, but in India, of these books, they ban galore.
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Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
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The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
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Where do hens go to lay eggs?
The Chick Republic!
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The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
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Since was pot legalized in Colorado, Denver has become known as the Smile High City.