NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
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Ned and Ed
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NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
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NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
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NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
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NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
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NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
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NED: What’s a river rodent’s favourite TV show?
ED: Leave it to Beaver?
NED: No, Welcome Back Otter!
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NED: Why are the inheritors of writing instrument empire fortunes always from the middle east?
ED: Because they’re heir ‘o Bic.
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NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
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NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.