NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
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Ned and Ed
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NED: I would like to rent some stripper equipment.
ED: Just call the pole lease!
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NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
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NED: Who’s yo daddy?
ED: Huh?
NED: I said – who’s yo daddy?
ED: Funny, I thought it was a parent…
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NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
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NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
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NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
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NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
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NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
ED: No…
NED: He’s a cilantropist!