NED: Did you know that arthropods have hard shells made out of glucose?
ED: No way! You’ve gotta be chitin me!
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Ned and Ed
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NED: Did you hear, I’ve become a Scientologist?
ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
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NED: I think all radios are sexist.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because, I AM/FM-inist!
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NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
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NED: I’d like to form a lynch mob.
ED: I dunno, that’s pretty extreme.
NED: Just think of the posse abilities…
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NED: Why would Castro enjoy a breakfast of poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and a side of potatoes?
ED: I dunno, why?
NED: ‘Cuz, he’s benedict tater!
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NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…
New Valentine’s Day Pun Request just filled!
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NED: I believe Homeland Security depends on two things:
ED: What’s that?
NED: First, honouring our sheep, and second, constipating our pigeons.
ED: Really?
NED: Yes! Everyone knows that ewe-knighted we stand, while dove-voided we fall.
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NED: St Patrick’s day is 10 months away. Should I work on my Irish accent?
ED: No, if it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
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NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!