NED: I just got kicked in the nuts…
ED: Oh no – that’s pistachiownage!
Pun of the Day
Ned and Ed
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NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
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NED: Ouch!
ED: What?
NED: You! Why’d you just prick me with that pushpin?
ED: Sorry. It seems you were in my zone of a tack.
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NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That’s ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
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NED: Have you heard it through the grape vine?
ED: No, I don’t keep up with currant events.
NED: C’mon, you should be raisin your awareness!
ED: Hey – quit winin‘!
NED: I’m just trying to give you a lil’ viticulture…
ED: Aw, put a cork in it.
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NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
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Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
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NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
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NED: I cut my leg. It’s bleeding.
ED: Quick, get a bandage.
NED: I can’t. I don’t believe in gauze.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true. I am ragnostic.