NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
Pun of the Day
Ned and Ed
Pun of the Day
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
Pun of the Day
NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
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NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
Pun of the Day
NED: Why do so many Italians become ministers?
ED: Because they love pastor!
Pun of the Day
NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
Pun of the Day
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
Pun of the Day
NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
Pun of the Day
NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
Pun of the Day
NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?