To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
Pun of the Day
politics
Pun of the Day
Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
Pun of the Day
American justice is an oxymoron, because the laws were made in an incongress fashion.
Pun of the Day
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
Pun of the Day
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
Pun of the Day
The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Pun of the Day
When President Obama needs to remember something, he just downloads it to Rahm.
Pun of the Day
Is it true that Middle Eastern tyrants Arab-dictating power?