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Pun of the Day

11/05/2023 · No comments

Is it true that in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be thrown in jail, just for saying hello?

Yes, they’ll end up in the salaamer.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/16/2023 · No comments

We are so paranoid about terrorists, in the Western Hamasfear.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/02/2023 · No comments

Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.

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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/06/2022 · No comments

Everyone seems to be moving to the Middle East. It’s a case of the Bahrain drain.

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Pun of the Day

12/28/2021 · 1 comment

The OPEC countries are an oiligarchy. Everyone is petrolfied of them. As Bush would say to Bin Laden, ‘Saudi, partner!’

Categories Pun of the Day Tags terrorism, the environment, the mideast 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/04/2009 · No comments

Stop maiming each other; we’re running out of Gauze-a!

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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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