I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
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talking
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There is nothing chattier than a half-cow, half duck. They can be very low quack ious.
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Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
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Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.