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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for the title of our school’s newspaper. Right now it is the ‘Zeitgeist’ but we would like something more catchy. Our school focuses on math, science and technology. Maybe something with ‘infinite’? ~Kelsey, Lawrenceville, GA (long-time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, we’d like to recognize staff members who help keep our website up-to-date and accurate and would like a clever name for such an award. ~Julie, Richmond, VA (long-time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, something about man’s ignorance of nature. The plague of technology etc. ~Ashley, Sydney, Australia
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Pun of the Day
If Apple changed its name to Pumpkin, would their computer be a Hackinsquash?
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)
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1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married – the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO
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Pun of the Day
NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!