universities

Dear Pun Gents,
we are planning a 1st Annual Gala fundraiser/dinner/auction for our Bemidji State University, Athletic Scholarships. We are located in Northern MN. Our mascot is ‘The Beavers’ and our colors are Green & White. This is going to be formal event, and we are looking for a fun yet classy name. Help! ~Jean, Minnesota

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Money? Leave it to Beavers!
2. Don’t Stop Beavering
3. Beaver Fever
4. Green + White = Gold
5. Unfreeze our Funds
6. Bemidjial Classes
7. Raising Big Buckies [mascot name]: it will Be-A-Ver-y good time
8. Big Bucky Gala: Raising $ for Dam Good Cause
9. No BS: it’s Bemidjial State
10. Look Out: Green Aid!
11. Gala – Advancing with the Stars