Which cooking invention makes you cooler?
Stay in less steel.
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The NBA player was charged with reckless driving under the influence of alcohol—and summarily convicted. For the prosecution, it was a slam drunk case.
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Windmills must love me. Every time I see one it’s like ‘Omigod, I am a huge fan.’
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I was violently kicked in the nuts. So I called 911 to get an ambulance. They said, sorry, dong number.
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I regretted my sex change. They’re making a documentary about it: Scrotal Recall.
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The number of crappy puns in the world is increasing excrementally.
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Never practice! Anybody who practices anything is guilty of grows in competence.
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An empty coffee cup, aka a vacant latte.
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Slavery is owner us.
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