Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
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The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
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I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.
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I find that aldermen are too wooden.
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If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
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What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
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To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
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Eastern Europeans may be poor in general, but they throw very Slavish parties nonetheless.
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I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.