When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
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Any argument about where to pitch a campsite results in a tent situation.
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Who can fix tall buildings in a single bound?
Super man.
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The trigonometrist needed a cosiner on his lease, because the terms were obtuse. He didn’t want to get cotan a technicality. He checked for an expert with the best online radians.
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When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
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The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
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My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
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NED: I won’t tolerate potty talk.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because, it’s looed!
ED: You seem quite johndiced! You’re flush with rage.
NED: I have toilet you know this.
ED: Don’t be a pooer sport.
NED: Oh, now urine for it!
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What’s a mafia hitman’s breakfast beverage of choice?
Cap a gino!
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Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.