The butcher with leftover bits of carcass was struggling to make ends meat. I never sausage effort; it was offally hard work.
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If Iran does get the bomb, I won’t say Ayatollah you so.
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Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
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Pretending to be a Knight of the Round Table is Gawain better than I expected.
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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.
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Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
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Political correctness is getting out of hand, when those try to ply women with drinks at bars are accused of breaking feed-her-ale law.
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NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
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Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
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I’m afraid of winter. I don’t indoors going outside.