I’m so baddass, I pick flowers like it’s the Wild West. You know, roundin’ up a posey.
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Do Italian vegetarians listen to gino beets?
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I feel a kinship with old Italian things. I’ve always been a bit of a Rome antique.
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Don’t drill through your skull! It will bore you out of your mind
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Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
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First rule in cannibal baseball: Never wok the leadoff man.
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Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
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I have a cool aunt. I call her Auntie Freeze.
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Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.