Why can’t little people be killed?
Because—they aren’t more tall beings.
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Do hermaphrodites check their shemail?
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Do angels suffer from halotosis?
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Window shopping may be fun, but shopping for windows is panes taking work.
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Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.
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I thought I saw a pig wolf, but it was just a pork-lupine.
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I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.