Despite its claim to fame, I don’t think much of Venezuelan carpentry. There’s quite a few Caracas in the armoir.
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NED: I guess I’m a pretty poor sport.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when the coach refuses to play me, I scream like a benchee!
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I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
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Cannibals are easily agitated. They have a lot of friends-eat mannerisms.
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Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
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The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
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People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.
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Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’
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How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”