Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
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A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
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Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!
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I was kicked out of the Glass Eating Society. The entire next day was filled with ex-crew, shitting pane.
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What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
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Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
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Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
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We won’t make any Olympics puns this year—that would be Sochisey.
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Which Native American princess would kick you in the nuts? Poke Cajones.