As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
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You meet some hilarious German grandmothers in Oma ha.
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NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
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I’m tired of greeting people warmly over the holla daze.
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My daughter says she wants her eyes, lips, nose and smile to be surgically reconstructed at the cost of thousands of dollars, but I think she’s just going through a face.
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The worst healthcare system is in Illinois. They should rename it Sickago.
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Q. Would your father rather tend to his marijuana grow-op, or sing children’s songs?
A. Pop hoes the weed soil.
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Perfume business is a monopoly, because of who controls the distribution chanels.
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By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.