I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
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Did Tom get custody? No Suri.
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Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
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When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!
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Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
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The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.
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If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
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Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
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The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.
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When I mistook the piece of crap for the sausage, my day immediately took a turd for the wurst.