Don’t borrow a friend’s pants, even if you have diarrhea. You need to shart your own cords.
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Those who lose the Souper Bowl tend to hear lots of boouillons from the fans. But give credit to the Packers for ladling it on the line and showing a stiff upper lipton.
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I’d toot my own horn about how good I am at euchre, but you’d trump it.
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High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
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Hear about the Thanksgiving Movie? It was baste on a true story.
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The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
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Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
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The balding farmer had no hairable land.
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The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
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Sheep will get pretty messed up if you make them go snorkeling. You know – because of the skew-ba gear.