Do dictionary salesmen take a vow of sell-ABC?
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I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
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The Simpson boy was shot to death in a Springfield tavern. All evidence pointed toward Moe, the Bart-ender.
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I was going to give you a pig but I didn’t want to boar you.
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A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
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I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
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Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
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I’m drilling for oil. It augers well.
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I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.