I believe that, despite its name, ‘Crazy Glue’ should be taken seriously. But then again – I’m an epoxy moron.
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A tire salesman must have an inflated sense of self worth, and be willing to live a pneumatic life.
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It’s hard to make a living selling pancakes. I’m barely creping by.
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I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
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Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
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Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor.
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The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
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They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
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I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.