Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
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I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
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I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
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Nuclear holocaust: when your family confronts you in an auditorium.
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Myanmar friends went to Burma. We love to sing and we love Japanese food. We arrived, got settled Aung San Suu Kyi songs.
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I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
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Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
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I see an increase in prostitution on the ho, risin’.
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When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
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Jews who celebrate Christmas are rare. They’re definitely in the menorah-tree.