Sterilizing food with urine is, unfortunately, a pees meal solution.
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Name for a men-only massage therapy clinic: Backs Treat Boys.
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There’s nothing quite like a South Pacific vacation: seven days in Jakarta makes me week Indonesia.
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I was in Paris, with orders to replace my boss’s antique white chesspieces. He told me, “Spare no expense!” He gave me a blanc échec.
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I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.
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The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.
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Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m in the midst of organizing a fashion show that showcases eco-friendly clothing. May I please have some punny names to go with it? ~Tristan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This line is bio agreeable
- We emphasize your natural resources
- Active wear, not radioactive wear
- How to planet your wardrobe
- We’re model citizens
- Get green-shirtified
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How did the arsonist afford his plane ticket?
He redeemed his frequent fire points!
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It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.