Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Soon it will be March, and that’s HVAC season. Time to get my ducts in a row.
Pun of the Day
Urinal lot cleaning toilets.
Pun of the Day
Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
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What did one meth addict say to the other? Let’s be frenzy.
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Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
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The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
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Does the Michelin Man get dressed in evening a tire?
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What’s Larry King’s favourite Olympic sport?
Discus.
Pun of the Day
Glaucoma is a terrible de-sees.