When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
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When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
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Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
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I waited too long after New Year’s to uncork my champagne; it was a bit spumanti-climactic.
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Intersex people are very erotic. They have a lot of androgynous zones.

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Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
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When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
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Carpenters enjoy showering. They work up a good lather.
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When two wrestlers join forces it is a called a tag team, aka a clobberation.
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I went to a horticultural conference and they said ‘Please be seeded.’
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If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.