What do sheep use to scratch an itch? A lamb post.
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Are cows flammable? There is a simple litmoos test.
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Can you trust a prostitute to keep a secret?
Not in a hotel.
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I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
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Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
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When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
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A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
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I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.