When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
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If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
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Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
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When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.
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Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
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Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
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Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?