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Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
Pun of the Day
NED: They kidnapped my flightless bird!
ED: Oh no…
NED: Yes – and they’re holding him ostrich!
Pun of the Day
If you laid out all the painkillers in one big field, it would take up many achers of space.
Pun of the Day
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
Pun of the Day
My friend Sal Monella has a bit of a reputation. Something about being chicken.
Pun of the Day
The windiest month? A_gust.
Pun of the Day
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”
Pun of the Day
The ancient Mongols, after each victory, got extremely drunk. They commanded a barf-lung empire.