Do computer-controlled urinals have their own I pee address?
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The boxer who turned priest found much glee in visiting his former ring opponents who were now old and sick, and administering a few last rights.
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Why are all monks promiscuous womanizers?
Because they’ve taken a vow of chase-titty!
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The nerdiest rock band ever?
Deep Urkel.
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The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
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When my friend fell off the cliff I thought he meant to do it, because I didn’t hear any voice of descent.
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When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
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If you don’t get into heaven, take soulless.
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Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.