If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
Pun of the Day
To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
Pun of the Day
Do hip ‘eaus drink Perrier?
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Pun of the Day
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
Pun of the Day
Americans are taking on too much debt, and it’s putting kinks in the economy. They love state-owe-masochism, getting fiscaled, bondage, and other stimulus measures. This is why they are being punished on the S&M 500.
Pun of the Day
The best part of befriending an obese celebrity? Unfattered assess!
Pun of the Day
Mushroom pickers have loose morels.