Which jedi didn’t get enough sun? Wan kenobi
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In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
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The toreador must do all he can to defeat his nemesis. It’s his cat-a-gore-a-bull imperative.
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I am comforted by porcelain gnomes. In a way they’re like my garden angels.
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The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
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How do generals make decisions during a Holy War?
They ask, “What would StrateJesus do?”
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I bought a house next to a Portapottie. Ah, leakfront property!
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I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
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Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.