After convincing me to paint my testicles, my friend laughed dye a bollock ally.
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I hate when my chili has too much pepper in it. I cayenne stand it!
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Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
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There’s a high incidence of cancer at polyp and paper mills.
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I never gain weight despite eating a lot of spicy Italian subs. I owe it to my good meat-a-ballism.
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What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.
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A failing bordello is a whore no plenty.
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Malcom X was unfraid to fart among white people. He simply threw Caucasian to the wind.
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Do pro-choice advocates worry about nuclear proliferation?