A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
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Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
Pun of the Day
Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:
- Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
- Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
- If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
- Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
- Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
- Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
- We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
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Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
Pun of the Day
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
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The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.
Pun of the Day
Valet drivers love the limo scene.
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I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
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When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.
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If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.