When is a knot not a knot? A: When it’s not.
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Pun of the Day
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
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NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
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I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
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Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
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NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
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The two lawyers had a torted affair.
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I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.
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When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
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Noblemen don’t take any crap.