Birthquake: a woman going into labour.
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Since I lost my cat, my life has no purr puss.
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Tricycle riders dabble in communism.
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Wallace and Gromit are the best! That is today’s pro claymation.
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My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
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Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
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A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
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Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
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Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
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When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”