Why did the rich man run screaming from the luxury hotel?
Because – he was afraid of Hyatts!
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Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.
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When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”
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A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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Monetize the Earth’s atmosphere? That’s a buyin’ the sky idea.
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A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
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Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
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What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
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Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
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My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.