One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
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New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
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If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it’s because it’s a butt mint.
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The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
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Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
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Elephant tusks make me anxious. I vory.
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The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.
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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”
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Anyone who doesn’t like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker.
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What’s most important to a comedian?
Quality of laugh.