I set fire to a talk show host. I was charged with Arsenio.
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Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
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Paul Reiser wakes up every morning in a fog.
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After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
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When the Pirates of the Caribbean ordered my death, my mind went plank. I knew I was in Depp ship.
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Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
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The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.
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The Rocky movies may be corny, but I don’t mind. I guess I like machismo than you do.
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Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
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Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.