Giving birth to a happy baby is no mean fetus.
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Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.
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NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
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There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.
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If you spend all your days hunched over picking tea, you’re probably Chai knees.
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Why is the US whistleblower stuck in Moscow? Because, he’s Snowden.
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My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
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In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.
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If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
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For an archer, opportunity nocks.