I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’
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Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
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With the iPad, the sun is setting on dusktop computing.
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What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
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Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.
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What happens in Switzerland if you block the yodeling line?
A: You’ll delay he who is next.
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They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
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Are really big people measured with a meatier stick?
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There are no Wikipedia entries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.