Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
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Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
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The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
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Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
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50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.
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People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
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My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
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In today’s totalitarian society, dirty people are guilty of thought grime.