If you’re bald, you shouldn’t borrow somebody else’s wig. That would be tresspassing.
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If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
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If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
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Hot sauna in the highest, in excess celsius day-o!
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People who spout proverbs tend to be arrogant. But then, there’s plenty officious in the supercili
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I quit drinking hard liquor and joined with my brothers at AA. Together we are kin dread spirits.
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The ancient Egyptians were fans of Miley’s ancestor, who was also Osiris.
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NED: Sorry there was no joke online this morning.
ED: What happened?
NED: My connection was all tied up…
ED: Really?
NED: It’s the Interknot!