A man who thinks he’s well-endowed must be ego-testical.
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I’m leaving Pamplona, in search of more no-bull pursuits.
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Gaugin often repeated himself.
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If you have insomnia AND writer’s block, take nigh quill.
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The Crusaders weren’t into raping and pillaging, but they were into papin’ and religion.
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If you’re going to insult Greece, be diss Crete.
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A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
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Tie-win Lannister never loses.
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The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”
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At lunchtime do miners go to the food quartz?