I gave up honey, if you can bee leave it.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Do cowards like eating ‘fraid chicken?
Pun of the Day
We’ve all heard about trans fats, but what about tranny fats? Do they come from androgynated vegetable oil?
Pun of the Day
When it comes to confetti, I rice to the occasion.
Pun of the Day
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Pun of the Day
Why did Laertes place tariffs on foreign bookcases?
Because Polonius advised him, “This above all else: to thine home shelf be true!“
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The birth-control pill is no guarantee against pregnancy—there are a lot of missed conceptions about that.
Pun of the Day
When my wife caught me ballroom dancing with a lamb, I knew I was in sheep dip.
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Do mechanics wear cargo pants?
Pun of the Day
People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.