I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.
Pun of the Day
I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
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Plumbers have a multi-fauceted personality.
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Arab cannibal’s favourite flavour: Yemen-lime.
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Are proctologists competent?
Yes, probe ably.
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Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
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My friend took joint ownership in a grow-op, out in the Hempsteads. The place had gone to weed and needed grass, but after applying some THC–tender hearted care–it looked spliffy in no time.
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Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
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Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
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I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!