Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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When I threw a sandwich at a lamp, I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light.
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The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
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I was picked to clean the floor of a slaughterhouse. It was like winning the sweep steaks.
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If you like to give fundamentalist Christians the finger, that makes you a phalangelical.
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There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
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Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
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NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.